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Empire Magazine’s Top 10 Movie Haircuts

February 3rd 2008 21:57
Empire Magazine’s Top 10 Movie Haircuts

I finally saw No Country for Old Men on the weekend and I was mesmerised by Javier Bardem’s immovable bowl cut. Hair isn’t usually a topic I’d normally write about but the combination of reading Empire Magazine’s Top 10 Film Haircuts article and Bardem’s dedicated tresses, made me think further about the role of hair in films.

Here is Empire’s list arranged into my own order of memorable hairy moments:

1. Cameron Diaz - There's Something About Mary (1998). Even if you’ve seen the film too many times to think, the hair has to be included in the list. Yet, it didn’t inspire a cult following, I wonder why?

Cameron Diaz - There’s Something About Mary.


2. Gary Oldman – Dracula.(1992) What were those strange growths on his head?
Gary Oldman - Dracula


3. John Travolta – Battlefield Earth (2000). I didn’t even recognise John, I thought a tree had hopped onto a head and sprouted.
John Travolta – Battlefield Earth


4. Robert de Niro - Taxi Driver (1976). The cheap and nasty Mohawk look. Quick to do and easy to look after.
Robert de Niro - Taxi Driver


5. Mike Myers and Dana Carvey - Wayne’s World (1992). More like Mullet World.
Mike Myers and Dana Carvey - Wayne’s World


6. Uma Thurman and Samuel J Jackson – Pulp Fiction (1994). Uma sports the slickest, vintage square cut bob that even Amelie couldn’t beat seven years later. Samuel L Jackson, well it’s handy that he had so much fat on his head in case he had a food emergency and needed to fry something in it.
Uma Thurman and Samuel J Jackson – Pulp Fiction


7. Jack Nance – Eraserhead (1977). Nance’s shock mop of hair. Even he looks startled by the nest parked on his head.
Jack Nance – Eraserhead


8. Sigourney weaver - Alien 3 (1992). The female crew cut is always interesting. Was it aimed at keeping the aliens away? Maybe, I know I wouldn’t have approached her.
Sigourney weaver - Alien 3


9. Carrie Fisher - Star Wars (1977). A classic wrap-around-the ears look which was even mentioned in Friends (so it must be famous).
Carrie Fisher - Star Wars


10. The entire cast of Hairspray (2007). The clue is in the title. There seems to be a John Travolta trend happening.
The entire cast of Hairspray


Other hirsute nominations include Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter in Sweeney Todd. This is a two for one deal as both look like they were electrocuted in the bathroom. Their next film is entitled, The Hair Bear Twins.

My final mention goes to Mike Myers in Austen Powers, Tina Turner in Mad Max and Johnny Depp in Edward Scissorhands.

Congratulations, shaggy friends.


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Comment by Rosemary

February 3rd 2008 22:42
Makes me feel better about my hair first thing in the morning before its tamed.

Comment by Tracy

February 3rd 2008 23:01
He he, I know what you mean, Rosemary!

Comment by katyzzz

February 4th 2008 01:13

Comment by Tracy

February 4th 2008 01:24
It's hair-raising isn't it, katyzzz?

Sorry couldn't resist, it's Monday morning and all that jazz..

Comment by Cibbuano

February 4th 2008 01:50
ah, so what did you think about No Country For Old Men?

Comment by Tracy

February 4th 2008 01:54
I really liked it, Cib. I thought it was well-done and clever.

Comment by Susan Keeping

February 4th 2008 02:08
John Travolta certainly has had his share of interesting haircuts. I'm so in need of a haircut I'm almost tempted to do the Sigourney Weaver one.

Comment by Lilla

February 4th 2008 04:46
Hi Tracy,

HAHAHAHA just love that Psychlo top-knot too.

Yes I agree, the prize must go to John, although Cameron looks pretty cool too...*lol*

Nothing intelligent to say, but it was a fun post.

Lilla ...

Comment by James Rickard

February 4th 2008 05:00

Comment by Tracy

February 4th 2008 06:20
Hi Lilla

Hope you're feeling better. Glad you enjoyed the post,

Tracy

Comment by Tracy

February 4th 2008 06:25
Hi James

Ah yes, I see what you mean:
Joe Dirt


He definitely deserves a mention,

Tracy

Comment by Mr Nice Guy

February 4th 2008 09:08
They certainly are a cut above . . . and all those other paltry cliches.

Shame Yahoo Serious didn't get a look in.

Cheers

MNG

Comment by Tracy

February 4th 2008 09:15
Hi MNG

I this is the kind of post that attracts clichés, so come on in.

Ah yes, Yahoo Serious. What a distinctive mop...


yahoo serious


Tracy

Comment by Wayne F

February 4th 2008 11:43
Swenny Todd's hair was pretty awesome I kinda wish I had a white streak running through the middle of my hair

Comment by Tracy

February 4th 2008 20:04
You can do it, Wayne with just a dab of bleach...good luck, hope you enjoy your new look.

Comment by Spree

February 4th 2008 23:38
A 'great' selection of hairstyles there lolz!

Though I must admit some of them are quite tame when compared to the wacky hairstyles they have in Asian cinema

Comment by Tracy

February 5th 2008 00:50
Hi Spree

Glad you enjoyed the hair gallery.

I'm curious about Asian cinema styles now, feel free to post a sample

Tracy

Comment by Miswanderlust

February 5th 2008 04:11
Tracy
Wonderful post!
Mis

Comment by Tracy

February 5th 2008 04:16
Thank-you, always happy to entertain, Mis!

Comment by MelissaA

February 6th 2008 09:34
LOL - interesting!
Do you reckon Carrie Fisher will ever live that hair style down?

And yes, the Yahoo Serious look certainly rates a mention!

Comment by Tracy

February 6th 2008 10:17
Hi Melissa

Despite being an actor,screenwriter and novelist, I think Carrie Fisher's fame mostly stems from that role and hairstyle.

Good to see you, hope the winter isn't too cold over there!

Tracy

Comment by Mountain Fog

February 8th 2008 13:43
The Bagels!!

And that 'do'...the slick up....early Elvis was groovy, but Cameron Diaz took it to a new planet altogether...how amazingly brave of her to agree to do that by the way!! Most 'stars' wouldn't have, I am sure...how could anyone beat that???

cheers

fog

Comment by Tracy

February 9th 2008 00:15
Hi Fog

I agree, Elvis did have a few fine coiffure moments, I like this one:



It seems like the Princess and the Bagel is winning.....

And yes, I think Cameron Diaz was very accommodating especially with those unique ingredients...

Comment by Theresa

February 10th 2008 02:45
Hi Tracy,
Fun!
Wish more hairstyles (not just movies) could be included, like Cher's 1986 Oscar outfit. Though, not sure if that was her hair...
Always, with Star Wars, I think of that hair..
Theresa

Comment by Tracy

February 10th 2008 02:58
Hi Theresa

Is this the outfit you were thinking of? If it is then I see exactly what you mean:

Cher oscar outfit


It's quite a scary ensemble..

Comment by Theresa

February 10th 2008 03:39
Tracy
That's the one!
Only Cher....
Theresa

Comment by JohnDoe

February 11th 2008 05:52
Hi Tracy,

Obviously this is a compilation of Kookiest styles and I love that Eraserhead made the cut.

Brad Pitt's hair in Johnny Suede always stood out for me or in the same vein Johnny Depp's do in Cry Baby. Johnny in Edward Scissorhands is also a stand up moment.

Liz Taylor in Cleopatra

Tom Cruises hair in Legend always makes me chuckle too





Comment by Tracy

February 11th 2008 07:53
Hi John

I hadn't even heard of Tom Cruise's Legend. What do you think of it? I read a few positive reviews about it so I'm curious.

Here's some samples of the ones you mentioned, thanks for your input:

Nice hair, Tommy.


How high could a quiff go?


Johnny’s trademark smouldering look


and this is one of my faves:

Edward Scissorhands
Good ole Johnny


Byee


Comment by Hope

February 11th 2008 13:20
When i first saw There's Something About Mary. that scene grossed me out, but now I think it's hilarious.

Comment by Tracy

February 11th 2008 20:32
I know what you mean, Hope. I think it's the mixture of humour and disgust that makes the whole scene so effective.

Comment by Always Eighteen

February 13th 2008 15:07
I love Jack's hair from Eraserhead as much as I love how confusing the movie was.


I just watched another Lynch film the other day, a new one about an actress who is confusing her life with her character's life in a movie. It has a bunch of horrifyingly daunting Polish people in it.



Comment by Tracy

February 13th 2008 22:05
Hi AE

That sounds like Inland Empire, I haven't seen that one yet. What did you think of it? I've heard mixed thoughts about it. Lynch is the master of perplexion isn't he?

Tracy

Comment by Tracy

February 13th 2008 22:21
Hi Theresa,

Yes, only Cher can wear an outfit like that...thankfully, I wouldn't want to see too many look-a-likes around the streets!

Tracy

Comment by Blighty

February 14th 2008 10:49
Jack Nance in Eraserhead...now THAT is a wacky hair do! Is that his real hair or has someone made a wig from his pubes?

Comment by Tracy

February 14th 2008 21:46
Hi Blighty

I think that is his own head hair..hopefully

Comment by Ash

February 16th 2008 23:34
Those are some doozies Tracey!

There are some weirdo styles even on the streets aren`t there... but Johnny.... oh he could be bald and still be hot! that`s such a great photo of him... yum yum a lish

Ash

Comment by Tracy

February 17th 2008 01:42
Hi Ash

I agree, however Johnny is served, he's still irresistable...mmmm..

Tracy

Comment by Kleonaptra

February 26th 2008 13:48
Im so glad someone else mentined Yahoo Serious....I still love Einstien!

And Id just like to nominate Helena Bonam Carter for always having the same haircut in every movie....Frankenstien, Merlin, Fight Club....For such a gorgeous woman, you'd think there would be ONE hairdresser that could make it look like something other than a spider web?

Comment by Kleonaptra

February 26th 2008 13:53
I only just noticed your comment on 'ledgend' you should be able to find it in a discount bin for $8 and its worth a watch...Even if it is a bit of a kids movie it always enchants me....Its very well acted and directed, haunting, and like all good movies has hidden meanings if you want to look for them.

Of course I might just have a thing for unicorns?

Comment by Tracy

February 26th 2008 22:49
Hi Kleo

I agree that Helena seems to have a trademark mop that isn’t much different from a spider web. She doesn’t look much different off-camera than on-camera, hair-wise. I really like her though, she’s different from other generic actors and like you said, she’s beautiful.

I’m curious to see Legend, it doesn’t sound like a typical Tom Cruise film. It sounds good, I just read a bit more about it on IMDB. Thanks for that idea.

Thanks for popping in,

Tracy

PS There’s nothing wrong with having a thing for unicorns...

Comment by JohnDoe

February 26th 2008 22:57
Aside from Tom Cruise being miscast with a hairdo that you can't help but laugh at everytime he is onscreen Legend is a visually pleasing fantasy from Ridley Scott..

Comment by Tracy

February 26th 2008 23:02
Hi John

Great to hear more about it, I was more interested in it once I read Ridley Scott produced it.

Thanks for that,

Tracy

PS Looking forward to laughing at Cruise's hairdo...

Comment by Kleonaptra

February 27th 2008 01:40
John Doe,
I disagree about Cruise being miscast....Tracy, you'll have to watch it and sort this out because I think its one of those male/Female gaps....I find him so genuine in the role, he's so dewy eyed and innocent....Certainly not the Tom we know of today. His expressions are earnest and involved....And Ive always had a thing for guys with long hair! In my opinion, you really believe he's just a gentle forest boy and I never found the hair giggle worthy, it was just perfect fairy tale hair.

Tracy, help me out! I want to know if you want to be rescued by him too!

Comment by Tracy

February 28th 2008 06:49
Hi Kleo

I accept the hair and film challenge..!

Now all I have to do is seek out this film...

I'll be back,

Tracy

PS I can't promise that I won't laugh at his hair though....

Comment by Kleonaptra

February 29th 2008 08:46
I dont know - I just wanted to sit in the forest all day and braid it!

Comment by Tracy

March 1st 2008 20:30
Sounds relaxing, but you'd have to talk to Tom though...that's the scary bit..(to me anyway)..

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