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Babies and cinemas

Well, if you’re like me, combining the two major loves in your life can be a bit tricky. Mine are films and my family. Having recently had my second boy has re-opened the Mums and Bubs door. With my first nutter, I saw a few films and made the catastrophic mistake of seeing films that were too intense and complicated for my delicate post-labour brain. As a result, I fell asleep and cannot even remember what films they were. As I can’t prove my point, you’ll just have to believe me.

This time around, I’m going to choose more carefully. And shock of horrors, I might have to see films that are more mainstream than alternative. This could mean films with a more simplistic storyline, perhaps even bordering on predictability. Hmm, this of course, goes against my cinematic core and will be a massive adjustment, but to use a cliché, beggars can’t be choosers. I’m at the mercy of a few elements: sleep deprivation, brain drain, finding a babysitter for my toddler and local cinema offerings.

My first foray into this round of Mums and Bubs was to see Bridesmaids a few weeks ago. It went well; I snorted and guffawed my way through it. I stayed awake and my baby didn’t, it was perfect. I even ate chocolate. Wiig’s witty dilemmas amused and entertained me successfully. I’ll be doing it again soon, woo hoo.



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Christmas films, why oh why?

December 2nd 2010 22:19
Christmas films
Christmas films

It’s that time of year again. Christmas is looming and inevitably the usual tatty array of predictable festive tales are looming. Now I know I’m sounding Grinch-like but there seems to be a theme or assumption that these are the main kinds of films people want to see in this season. Well, what about me? Yes, I think it’s reasonable to assume that a massive corporation such as Hoyts or Greater Union will be concerned about the little folk like me. I understand the odd festive film, but to be continually and cinematically flooded with its tedious themes? Hmm, it’s a big ask.

Don’t get me wrong, I like Christmas. And fair dues, the time of year is a fact. The celebration will occur with or without my consent. And a lot of it is fun, everyone is on holiday, overeating is acceptable, people are generally happier. I like the lights even though they are environmentally dubious. So, I’m not against the celebration; just the onslaught of dull films.

And so this grumbling leads me into a sociological, existential sphere, which does make me sound poncey, but ah well. Why do we need so many Christmas films when we are already bombarded by its presence in real life? Isn’t the season sentimental enough without a plethora of crappy films to choose from? For me, seeing films is a great way to hop into another world for two hours, one usually different from my own. And seeing a Christmas film, well, isn’t that very much like reality, but just with another family?

And I have another question, have I ever seen a Christmas film I’ve liked? I honestly can’t think of any at the moment so the door is open to answers. I’m sure there must be some… I will ponder that as I trot around the shops today with its abundant jingle bells jangles and Santa paraphernalia.


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Under construction

October 1st 2010 00:30
Under construction.


My blog needs an overhaul and a facelift.
So this is what I’m doing.
I will be back soon.
See you then.

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The Welsh Connection

November 9th 2009 06:45


It occurred to me earlier that one aspect of my life I only intermittently embrace is my half-Welshness. And why is that? Perhaps it’s something to do with their comedic lilting accent or society’s obsession to connecting them with sheep. Or perhaps it’s the robust urban myth that Welshies are a bit dim? I’m not sure, but I do know there are some good bits that are often not noticed such as, Welsh cakes, serene countryside, strong rugby skills and their ability to create and use a language without vowels and much spitting


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Alba does election

October 3rd 2008 08:02
Only you can silence yourself - Alba


This is Alba’s poignant attempt at alerting American people to the importance of voting in ‘the election


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Eddie Izzard articulates the differences between American and British films. As always he does it with flamboyant zest and contagious humour:


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What could have been...?

May 25th 2008 23:39
I missed out on being at the Indiana Jones premiere and red carpet experience (I was sick, but appreciated the invite from Paramount Pictures) last week, so I’m a bit miffed. But I am heartened at finding out that I’m not alone, there are others that were not involved either:

Tom ‘Moustache’ Selleck was almost Indiana. He was offered the role at the same time that CBS picked up the Magnum PI pilot Selleck had just made. Unfortunately the Magnum producers would not release him and he had to pass on the film role. In one of those awful ironic life twists, an actor's strike delayed the start of Magnum's filming. As Raiders was being shot in Europe far away from Union regulations, Selleck could have done the role after all. Selleck, showing generous sportsmanship, appeared in an episode of Magnum that parodied Raiders with the trademark accessories, riffs on the hat, the whip and booby traps


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You should be dancing

March 27th 2008 21:10
After talking about the impending Fame remake over on Filmpeek, I started thinking about the combination of music and dancing in films. Costumes, music, vibrancy all mixed together can form a vivid, visual feast that sets those tootsies tapping. It’s a tenuous affair though; one dodgy pirouette and Cheese-Ville can call.

For me, when characters spontaneously cut a rug, it's more delectable if the film wasn't actually a musical. So, here are some films that sport an iconic, memorable dance sequence


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