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Why the film Pretty (Stupid) Woman was (is) so popular.

September 10th 2007 20:05
Pretty Stupid Woman
'I've never prostituted myself for money like you tramps on Rodeo Drive!'

Image courtesy of Wickedpedia.

It’s a dramatisation of the ideals ‘encapsulated’ by the American Dream, which modern, western women subscribe to:

Prostituting yourself for money is an honourable goal. It affords you the means to buy off your past, and pretend you never prostituted your body or mind to obtain wealth and fame. You can buy a brand new reputation, along with minders to protect it for you, and spin-doctors to wipe out your past or deflect inquiries into it.

It also perpetuates the lies about how wealth is obtained. (Something for the modern, western man to aspire to while he sits with his girlfriend watching this ultimate chick-flick):

Deep down, rich American tycoons and magnates are hard-working men with upstanding morals and philanthropic hearts (and usually concert pianists with a wealth of cultural knowledge), who deserve every bit of their wealth and fame. Rather than seek a partner within their own circles, they are often on the lookout for white trailer-trash to marry, and another philanthropic cause to splurge on.

Films like Pretty Woman keep the American dream alive for all those women who will never attain it, make men learn the piano, and keep the box office turning over.
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Comment by Michaelie

September 10th 2007 21:13
I don't know whether I should own up to this considering what you've written, but I was planning to write a post this week about Pretty Woman and my angle was approximately 180 degrees from yours.

I was going to profess the supremacy of this film. I was going to moan and whimper and scream "You're the best I've ever had!" I was going to earn myself at least seven Adsense cents.

Now you've gone and ruined it. Big mistake. Big. Huge.

Michaelie

Comment by DuskDevi

September 10th 2007 22:52
Er...I have not ever seen this film in its entirety.

Not only because I did and do not like Roberts and Gere...2 very self indulgent actors, which may sound like tautology but... it stays....but also because of all the reasons you cite here.

I saw these 2 scenes:

1. low Gere's character catches Robert's character doing something clandestine in the bathroom prior to them doing something supposedly illegal anyway. Turns out she was flossing.

Flossing!

2. I think they have sex...because all of a sudden he's in the shower...it's a 'dark' scene for a supposedly light movie about prostitution and societal judgement and slippery little suckers...

I saw the previews okay??...and i did like the soundtrack and loved the fact that Roberts body on the poster (and supposedly the opening credits) is actually that of the female lead in JAG, who used to be a body double before she became a character sponge.

Have I gone on and on?

Sorry. Also sorry I haven't been around much sugah. didn't even say Bon Voyage to Tracy...

Hope you're well...

Dusk

ps. MO MIA???

Comment by David

September 11th 2007 00:22
Michaelie,

I wouldn't worry too much about it. Writing a 180 degree angle post to this one on Pretty Woman would have a larger reading audience.

It's probably compulsory viewing at Amway meetings.

I can't incorporate lines from the film into my comment. It's a long time since I had the misfortune of seeing it.

David ...


Comment by Michaelie

September 11th 2007 00:29
Lol. Never mind. Yours was infinitely more interesting. "It was so good I almost peed my pants!"

Michaelie

Comment by David

September 11th 2007 00:32
Dusk,

You haven't missed anything by not seeing the film in its entirety.

I love the term:

character sponge

I think I lost complete interest (okay vomited) when Roberts' character describes her 'princess dream' of being rescued by a knight on a white horse.

Maybe in Pretty Woman II they could get Harry Potter to rescue Julia from evil Richard on a pelican?

MO is on long service leave. Whether or not MO returns to work or retires will depend on the holiday.

David ...

Comment by David

September 11th 2007 00:34
Michaelie,

Stay tuned (and maybe buy some incontinence pads). I'll be giving my twisted, warped version of a few US films while Tracy is on a break. (Unless I get sacked, that is).

David ...

Comment by Damo

September 11th 2007 02:29
I play the piano.

Damn I feel so diry now.
So,so dirty.

Comment by Miswanderlust

September 11th 2007 02:48
David
Oh snap! As someone who has actually worked on Rodeo drive (not as a prostitute however), the accuracy of your post sends me reeling.
Mis

Comment by David

September 11th 2007 02:51
Damo,

I can only suggest you wear surgical gloves next time you tinkle the ivories and ebonies.

I feel a Paul McCartney song coming on. La la la...

Comment by David

September 11th 2007 02:53
Mis,

Now come on! In what capacity were you working on Rodeo Drive? Poodle sex counsellor?

Damn. I've probably given someone a great new business idea.

Comment by Miswanderlust

September 11th 2007 02:56
David
No sir I was a model for a cosmetic company as well as a hanger for a well known upscale retailer!
Mis
Poodle counselor? HAHAHAHA

Comment by David

September 11th 2007 03:07
Mis,

I'll eventually get all the information out of you. Come on! Name the cosmetic company, and the retailer, and a bit of goss on the shit and bitch fights!

I'll turn Tracy's blog into a celebrity gossip column while she's away. She won't mind. I'm sure. She'll be having this lovely holiday in the US. I'll have to ask her if she's going near Texas. The two of you should catch up. Work out a strategy of how to remove me from her blog.

Comment by KylieW

September 11th 2007 03:31
I didn't mind Pretty Woman...but I think that has more to do with Hector Elizondo (or however you spell his name) than anything else. He was great.

Comment by David

September 11th 2007 04:01
Kylie,

Thanks for that. I had to go off Googling to work out which part he played.

I can't stand the film. It's like a hotchpotch or pastiche of scenes all revolving around the a thinly veiled central theme of indoctrinating moviegoers (further) into an amoral American Dream philosophy. It's Top Gun meets the instrumental pinao concerto version of Flashdance with a bit of Dirty Bathing Dancing thrown in. Just tap into what Americans are into. It's Porky's without the pigs.

Hector Elizondo's role just furthers the cause. The 'is he gay or isn't he? hairpiece-wearing' concierge who is tolerant of prostitutes (as long as they're the pretty type he'd like to bang himself in his non-sexually confused moments, who give him the chance to lick arse with the hotel's most valued employer and move up the brown-nosing ladder of American society).

The film promotes nearly everything that is wrong with American Society. It is films like this from which the Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohans are born vomited forth from Deliverance land. Or women who marry Lyle Lovett and decide moving back to their hick upbringing wasn't the greatest career move. That's my main problem with the film. It makes Hilter's propraganda machine look quite limp. At least the Nazis killed a nation they didn't like rather than murder the souls of their own children.

But yeah I enjoyed it too. I'm disappointed it wasn't Julia's body though in the nude scenes. I feel like I've been deceived. Oh well. A wank is a wank.

David ...

Comment by Cibbuano

September 11th 2007 05:18
I was thrown into this movie by an old girlfriend that thought it would be a good idea to just put the movie on and force me to watch it.

Even as a barely-adult, I railed and seethed against the total lunacy of this movie. The handsome, kind-hearted john. The hooker who's more girl-next-door than backalley prostitute.

What is it about this movie that made it so popular? That she married a rich man?


Comment by David

September 11th 2007 05:58
Cibby,

Yep.

That's the whole plot. The whole reason for the film existing.

If you can keep the masses desiring wealth as a means to solving all of their problems in life, you can do anything you like.

Comment by Mrs M

September 11th 2007 12:48
It's a bit of fluff man...don't take it too seriously.

I agree with Kylie about Hector.

And don't knock Top Gun

Love & stuff
Mrs M

Comment by David

September 11th 2007 19:48
Mrs M,

Bits of fluff not taken seriously have gotten men into more trouble in the history of the world than anything else.

All I have to say about Top Gun is 'Tom Cruise' is in it.

Comment by D. Armenta

September 11th 2007 20:24
Hey, I wasn't in on that whole murdering-children's-souls thing.

And I've never even seen Pretty Woman.

Comment by Nickoftime's Sanity Corner

September 12th 2007 01:58
David,

I see you're still at it...Gee, can't you come up with something a bit more original?

While I'll admit there are quite a few trashy American films to be sure, using Tracy's blog to air your own perverted feelings towards America as a whole is downright loathsome even for you...

The fact that you actually get off on this sort of vile behavior is one thing, but to drag normally "nice" decent intelligent people along with you is quite another...

Even when other Aussie bloggers call you on your obvious anti-American hype, it may be time to give it a rest, unless of course, it's the only sort of attention you can get...

Then I suppose it's perfectly ok for you to make the rest of your countrymen and women look like complete morons...

Have fun!

LOL

Nick

Comment by David

September 12th 2007 02:12
D Armenta,

I can highly recommend it.

Comment by David

September 12th 2007 02:18
Nick,

Are you suggesting I elevate intelligent decent people such as yourself to the level of LOL-ing? Or double lollol-ing? Or *snigger*-ing?

Comment by Kleonaptra

September 13th 2007 12:57
Im just trying to find out all the goss and getting swamped as usual....
Well, SOME off us dont mind completely hating and disrespecting themselves and switching off their brains to enjoy some lovely fantasies.....
We all know, I love neighbors.
I loved this movie. I always believed Id get rescued by a night on the white horse.....Now Im the one on the white horse. I keep running over my knight. Lucky hes well armoured.

Comment by Mrs M

September 20th 2007 03:09
Hi David,

I read an article in The Sydney Morning Herald last week that the brothel "A Touch of Class" in Surry Hills has closed down.

Well as I was reading the article one quote struck me as being relevant to this post.

Rumours once flourished that a colourful Sydney business figure not only owned A Touch of Class, but met his future wife, who was plying her trade in one of its velvet-clad rooms.

See, Cinderella stories can happen

Love & stuff
Mrs M

Comment by Kleonaptra

September 20th 2007 11:53
Nice work Mrs M!

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