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Victoria Beckham and Tom Cruise's alien film collaboration...urghhh

December 20th 2006 05:18
This is one of those films that I'm going to judge without seeing it or even in any fairness, heard that much about it. I've simply read one article in the SMH. But I'm judging away and this sounds like a celluloid nightmare. A film I wouldn't see even if I was gagged, stoned and drunk even after winning Who Wants to be a Billionaire.

Victoria Beckham is reportedly set to star in Tom Cruise's new Scientology film. The bean-pole, self-absorbed Spice Girl has apparently been chosen to play an alien bride in The Thetan - based on the bizarre sci-fi cult, which believes in alien life forms. Sounds quite apt now I come to write about it. Maybe I shouldn't be judging and complaining after all? Oh well, I've started now so I must continue.


Victoria is said to be "thrilled" about getting her big Hollywood break. A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "Victoria is really hoping to make a go of it in Hollywood. This could be the perfect start for her, with good pal Tom Cruise in charge."

Cruise is bankrolling the project himself after it was rejected by all the major film studios - is said to have picked Victoria for the role after being impressed by her "comic genius".

I shall say no more....






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Comment by Jessicca

December 20th 2006 07:57
Urgh...

Victoria as the alien bride? Sigh.... What is Tom thinking? I guess no one knows...

Comment by Tracy

December 20th 2006 10:02
It's all quite ridiculous isn't it? Talk about money teaming up with money though....I know I sound jaded, but I have little respect for either of them and the things they publically stand for and represent.

Comment by Nina

December 20th 2006 11:12
Honestly, she'd probably make quite a good alien...

Comment by Tracy

December 20th 2006 11:19
Exactly, that's the irony of it. There are many reasons...her bizarre and sustained weight loss, her lifestyle, Beckham's hairstyles...they're all pretty alien-like to me.....

Comment by Sisi

December 21st 2006 06:37
Haha don't kill me, but I love Posh Spice!

Comment by Tracy

December 21st 2006 07:05
He he, that's intriguing, Sisi

Do you mind me asking what you love?

Byeee

Comment by Sisi

December 21st 2006 12:12
I love her style, I think her outfits are always cool!!

Comment by Tracy

December 21st 2006 22:00
Aaaah I see, she does have a fashion flair but I find her too self-absorbed...but of course I'm only seeing what the media portrays....so whooo knows....but I still wouldn't see the film. My opinions are all over the place today!!

Comment by Ash

December 22nd 2006 20:41
OH.......MY.......WORD........!!!!!! That will have to go down as the freakiest film in history with those two in collaboration. I wonder why the major movie houses turned it down??? hhhmmmmmm! They just need David Beckham`s voice over for one of the aliens and they should be set for a real hum-dinger!

Comment by Tracy

December 22nd 2006 21:36
Hi Ash

He he, loved your comments. I would say that somehow Beckham would be involved, either through a new hairstyle or a new sarong.....

Comment by Ash

December 22nd 2006 21:45
I suppose they won`t allow it to be released for 6 months after production...you know, to give it time to get used to the world and all!

Comment by Tracy

December 22nd 2006 21:50
And even then it'll be shrouded in mask of mystery.....like Suri, does it really exist or not?

Comment by Ash

December 23rd 2006 06:18
But don`t you know it is the way!? All will be revealed....and then some sucker magazine will fork out millions for the cover story. Very clever marketing for people who already have millions!

Comment by Hope

December 23rd 2006 16:15
I knew something was up when those two started hanging out

Comment by Tracy

December 23rd 2006 20:46
Hi Ash

That's very true and scary....

Tracy

Comment by Tracy

December 23rd 2006 20:47
Hi Hope

I think you're right, it was probably just a horrible matter of time...eekkk

Comment by postmoderncritic

December 27th 2006 04:10
This will amuse me for a while... until the promotion kicks in, at least! ;o)

Hope you're having fabulous holidays, Tracy! *<BoD

Comment by Tracy

December 27th 2006 08:27
Hi PM

Everytime I think of this collaboration I shudder and smile....I'm a cynical little soul sometimes!!

Hope you're having a great holiday too,

Byeee

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